Biden! Biden! Biden!
Trump! Trump! Trump!
It’s always an option to bury your head in the sand for the next 10 months: hold your breath David Blaine style and enjoy the silence of sand-clogged ears.
If the wrong candidate makes your mouth corner’s foam, remember your candidate does questionable things too. Go inhale some air. Thanks.
News outlets have political bias. Either consume a lot of media to triangulate what’s really going on, or you can watch something fun on Netflix. Your IQ will be higher after Netflix.
You can go full-tilt political manic. Listen to all the debates. Listen to all the candidate interviews. Start tweeting about [insert politician name here]. Make it your identity. I believe in you!
Ask yourself ‘what would a non-denominational faith-agnostic Higher Power do?’
1. sounds good when it comes to politics :)
It’s a toss up between 3 and 5 for me 🤓😇