Grocery List Makeover

Abstracting weekly chores

• Eggs → Chicken orbs

• Milk → Cow tears

• Club soda → Pizzazz water

• Bread → Jam sponge

• Cookies → Sugar discs

• Popcorn kernels → Explosive nuggets

• Lemons → Sun spheres

• Cheese → Mouse dinner

• Potatoes → Pre-fries

• Butter → Cooking fuel

• Bacon → Pooh’s nightmare

• Jam → Squished fruit

• Protein powder → Chemical pixels

• Onions → Cry inducers

• Sugar → Pastry dandruff

• Lettuce → Sandwich filler

• Pasta → Italian tubes

• Yogurt → Milk mush

• Chips → Carb thins

• Chocolate chips → Rabbit giblets

• Bananas → Monkey desserts