ALAMO, NV — David Grusch’s UFO testimony to Congress two weeks ago set the world ablaze. The internet flooded with old and new videos of alleged UAPs and aliens. “All the videos are big-foot style,” our resident tech specialist described. Despite the advent of high-quality camera equipment decades ago, all alien footage looks atrocious. “It’s been really great for business,” Jim Howard, owner of Alamo Editing Tech, told us. A preliminary review of Howard’s work indicated he had very little talent. “Since the Grusch testimony a bunch of people have been messaging me and texting me to make UFO clips. I don’t ask why they need it, but people keep getting referred over. No complaints!” Howard smiled. “His videos really fit in with the alien sub-genre vibe right now,” @UFO_43241, a customer of Howard’s business, wrote us. @UFO_43241 has amassed a following of 4.1M followers in the last 2 weeks: “I pay Howard like 20k per clip and I’ve ordered dozens of them and a bunch of my buddies use him too. People eat this alien shit up.” At the time of publishing, Howard had retired and shutdown his editing operation after a couple weeks of booming operations.