Rapper Only Buys 2 Lambos, Setting Example Of Fiscal Prudence For Young Listeners
LOS ANGELES, CA — Rapper ‘lil klondike’ received critical acclaim for his recently released music video titled “Step off me, b#tch”. In this new single, lil klondike delineates the fall out of a business relationship gone sour. “My accountant played with my books. We can’t have that,” lil klondike explained. While klondike’s earnings aren’t public, experts estimate his income last year to be in the range of $5-8 million. At the 2-minute mark of the video, klondike is seen at a Lamborghini dealership waving wads of cash and only purchasing 2 Lamborghinis — one black and one baby blue. “He’s got bars and then some. It’s a testament to his business brain,” his manager nodded, “he could have 30 [Lambos] but he picked 2.” His conservative spending didn’t go unnoticed. The trend #SaveKlondikeCash trended globally on X (formerly Twitter). Enrolment in introductory accounting classes also skyrocketed on Coursera, an online education platform. “Majority of this uptick is attributed to adolescents in the 15-18 age group. They’re saying a man named klondike is the reason for signing up. I’m not sure who that is, but I’m glad to see young men and women taking responsibility over their finances,” Marni Stein, Chief Content Officer at Coursera, wrote in a statement.