CINCINNATI, OH — Republican Presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy turned heads during a recent interview with CNN’s Erin Burnett. “Listen, listen, Erin. You’re putting words in my mouth! I said I’d ban all charities not some,” Ramaswamy interjected smiling, “wealth distribution to these 501(c) charities is against free market values. It’s un-American. Charities are pushing the woke communist narrative. We need to wake up!” Studies show non-profits in the US allocate hundreds of billions of dollars in the US, delivering essential assistance to millions of Americans. We reached out to the Ramaswamy campaign for further clarification. They refused to respond, explaining that talking about charities would be “too communist”.