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2023: Mistakes & Pivots

How you eat bagels

I don’t want to pick a niche

Kanha: The Land of Tigers

What did you do on October 22, 2016?

How We Got 10 Subscribers In 6 Months

Blind Contestant On 'Love Is Blind' Doesn’t Get The Big Deal

Texan Gives Away Money For Safe-Keeping

Master Post-Game Interviews: Talk Like a Pro Athlete

Elon Seeks Asylum In Mexico

Delta Airlines Allows Customers To Shove Skymiles Up Their Ass

GOP Debate Winner: Political Pundits

Liberal Party: A History Of Making Canada Proud

Taylor Swift Announces 'NFL Spectating Tour'

Canadian Parliament Apologizes For Honouring The Saudi Crown Prince

AirPods Adaptive Audio Helps Minorities Hear Cops Sneaking Up Behind Them

Hair Stylist Sprinkles Little Hairs To Get Smelly Customer To Shower

Trudeau Does Brown Face To Appease India During Diplomatic Crisis

Tradle Introduces Players To Made Up Countries

CDC: 'Rodger’s Exception’ Allows People With Torn Achilles To Skip Covid Booster

Company Buys Carbon Credits After Burning Down The Amazon

Tik Tok Shortens Videos To 2.5 Seconds To Match User Attention Span

Raise People's Heights To Fight Climate Change

Tenets Of A Truly Progressive Society

Stock Market Thanks Hedge Funds For Hard Work

US Open Ball Kids Return To Orphanages

Woman Loses Interest In New Song After Playing It 47 Times In A Row

Credit Card Admits To Enjoying Being Swiped

Obama Returns To Old Droning Habits: Orders Strike on Tucker Carlson After Controversial Interview

Mitch McConnell’s Doctor Claims TVs Across The Nation Froze

Burning Man Fiasco Shows Tech Elites Can’t Read A Weather App

Clarence Thomas Discloses Selling His Soul

Substack Writers Complain About Hateful Content, Yet Continue To Profit

City Relocates Braille Signs After Feud With Blind Support Group

Man Licks Grocery Produce In Act Of Defiance

No Shit: Kremlin Says Prigozhin May Have Been Assassinated

Man Boycotts Goods From An Easy Country To Show How Much He Cares

College Students Crave Diversity Of Thought As Long As They Agree With It

NFL Unveils 'Concussion Simulators' In Arenas

Homeless Influencer Sells Out By Buying Home

Ivy League Enforces Household Income Minimum

Vivek Ramaswamy Pledges Ban On 501(c)(3) Charities For Being “Communist"

Dad Returns 20 Years Later With Pack Of Cigarettes

Breaking: Hunter Biden's Tamagotchi Seized

Air Force Showcases Dolphin Hunting Capability

Why Spotify Users Are Terrible People

Man Just Started Watching "Game Of Thrones"

Hair Salon Asks Customers To Take Cut Hair With Them

Comedian Signs Deal With Netflix, Achieving Lifelong Dream Of Signing Away Intellectual Property

Study: Professional Headshot On Slack Makes You 56% More Douchy

Sandra Bullock Wins 2nd Oscar For "The Blind Side”

Trader Joe’s Cancelled For Slave Trading Past

Monsanto-Sponsored Mascot Sprays Fans With Pesticides

Kid You Hate Finally Trips On Shoelaces

Bad Video Editor Makes Millions During UFO Craze

Report: Companies Offer Pay Deductions To Incentivize More Work

Fashion-Forward Dobby Rejects Clothing: Remains A Slave

Taylor Swift Fires All Staff After Whispers Of Unionization

Man Buys Dried Mango Slices, Signalling Departure From The Middle Class

Fed Up Parents Let Child Run Onto Street

Study: 3 Ways To Boost Morning Productivity

Cameraman Inches Closer To Weeping Taylor Swift Fan

Gordon Ramsey, Longtime Anti-Vegan, Scares Away Vegetarian Couple

Rapper Only Buys 2 Lambos, Setting Example Of Fiscal Prudence For Young Listeners

Boyfriend Tells Family All Terrible Things They've Heard Are True

Conservative Alien Runs On Platform To “Make Earth Conquerable Again"

Runner Distracted After Not Talking About Marathon In 2 Days

Teacher Sets All Scantron Answers To “A” to Build Student’s Mental Fortitude

Puppy That Interrupted Soccer Game Euthanized Immediately

Startup Founder Admires Lovely Work Culture Before Inevitable Decline

Funeral Homes Make Push Into Generative AI

Guarantee of Not Giving Birth Keeps Depressed Man Alive

High Noon Adds 0g Protein To Nutrition Label To Depress Customers Further

Son Knows Father: Ends Journey of Self Improvement

Musk Eliminates Text from Twitter

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